How to Play Russian Roulette
As any good American mom or pop will tell you, Russian Roulette is a fun, exciting game for the whole family! It’s easy as 1-2-3-4-5-6-click-click-click-bang! If you win, you will want to play it again and again! This is one family game night you’ll never forget.
The Game Pieces
All you need for a game of Russian Roulette is a gun, and a few FunAmmo. Any gun can be used, of course, but the game comes standard with your special edition Starter Glock, which has been specially rigged to fire the one bullet randomly. Just stick the FunAmmo into one of the empty slots in your gun of choice, and watch the fun begin!
Maintaining the Pieces
Use a soft cloth to wipe off any grease, gunpowder, sweat, or blood that might accidentally get on the Game Set. If, by chance, you lose the FunAmmo, this set comes with five free spares, and more can be purchased wherever Russian Roulette is legal! Make sure to keep the gun on safety, as in the diagram to the right, as accidental discharge of FunAmmo can result in losing it. And we know you’d hate to run out of FunAmmo when you need it most.
Game-play
Now you may be thinking, “well, this all sounds very complicated! I don’t even know how to use a gun!” Never fear, as the easy-to-read instructions are an the box right next to the gun. Of course, even these are simple, and after one quick read you’ll be ready to go! Basically, all that you have to do is pick up the gun, point it at your head, and pull the trigger. If you hear an amazingly loud bang, see a flash of light, and feel for a split second your very soul being dragged away into the darkest depths of oblivion, you lose! Now, the gun is passed along to the person either to your left or right. They’ll add a new FunAmmo, randomly moved to a different chamber, and the fun begins again! However, if you hear a simple click, you “survive!” Congratulations, now all you have to do is live with the guilt of surviving the fate that someone you love will instead have to endure! But not so fast! You’re not gonna put that gun down just yet, are you? I didn’t think so! You see, this game is played so that only one player can be left without a hole in their head. So, repeat this process until only one player is left unscathed by the FunAmmo. Was it you? It was??? Then you win!
I win!!
Congrats, you live to play another day! You may want to buy more FunAmmo, as much or all of your old FunAmmo was likely expended in your last game. You may even want to buy another gun, as the Starter Glock will likely wear out after extensive use.
I lost….I’m sad
Hey, don’t be sad! You can’t be sad when you’re dead!! Ha ha ha……… just kidding! Well, not really actually, as the vast majority of losers of Russian Roulette do actually die. Don’t get discouraged, though! Losers are strongly encouraged to try again, and I’m sure that next time you play, your luck will improve!
Alright, let’s play!
OK, let’s! Remember, though, you can’t sue Russian Roulette for any damages to you walls, furniture, skull, etc. Sorry, but we’re not liable for lawsuits in any way, shape, or form! In fact, when you read the title of this article, you actually gave us the rights to your very soul. Too bad! However, we here at Fisher Price do appreciate any constructive criticism you may have, so please, don’t be afraid to contact us at any time. Now let’s play! You can go first…
BANG!!!
Oops, looks like you lose! Better luck next time, and thanks for playing Russian Roulette!
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Cant believe that Japanese toy… After watching Deer Hunter, russian roulette is crazy.
I always used to play roultee online, and my hobby and interest let me into the business of online poker portal.
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A funny thing – I’m from Russia, and here we call this game American Roulette
hee hee thats funny.
Really? Do you play it the same way?
Lol I think it was because of the cold war..
Russians named it American roulette because when you lose, you die – and they wanted Americans to die.
And vice versa.
Morale of the story:
Don’t fuck with the largest country in the world
To date, I have only taken 2nd place once while playing Russian Roulette.
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Deer hunter is a superb film and makes this game seen in true light. Good concept for a game though. Life’s a game, so fight and see if your worth it – takeshi kitano, battle royale.
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I think promoting Russian roulette is irresponsible, sick and down-right dispicable people loose their lives in this idiotic game of “luck” What is the point of shooting yourself with a gun that may or may not spew out a bullet? It’s promoting pointless suicide, not even for people who want to die but for the ‘thrill’ it’s sick.
hi,ok so my friend courtney went to a party with her friend,and her friend asked her to get her a drink,and when courtney heard a shot,she ran to her friend and saw that her friend was laying on the flore with a bullet in her head. sometimes i think about playing this game and i became so close to it that i actuly thought my life was gonna end,but then i thought to myself,what about my frineds and family,whats gonna happen to them when there daughter or freind shot herself because she was playing this game. I still want to play this game soooooo bad………. but i try and think of everything i can to convince myself not to do it.but im not sure how this is going to turn out if i end up doing it or not!!!!
is there something wrong with you?why would you want to play a game like this!?!?
you ppl are sick……its sad no one play this gamwe plz..alll these poor ppl murdered and they wanna b alive and your playingthis ‘gme’ its sad and very painful 4 your family if you lose this game you lose your life and most of all your family………thats selfish of you to kill yourself…..so plz becareful and dont play it
i agree!! it’s disgusing it just encourages kids to wanna shoot ppl! cos they get so addictded to having a un to their hed they’ll do it for real!!!!!
Roulette is a awesome game. The problem with roulette is that your chances of winning are slightly lower than other games IF you’re not google about it. Anyways, its still very fun!
myhusband died of russian rulette i playd i wone same gam he died
Thats very sad, but stupid! Do you regret playing this game with yerr husband? and why would you play a game like this with someone you love?!?!?!
I played this game a couple of times> it was scared but still did it> i am 17 and iv already done this> wht was i thinking i could of lost mi life nd someone tht was verry close to me> id never do it again> PLZ DON EVR TRY THIS!!> It is scary> Jus bc u get fun otta it dosnt mean u have to have fun this way>
how is shooting yourself fun????what is wrong with this world????
I think its disgusting to encourage this type of ‘game’ life is worth much more than to throw it away having some sick thrill! My brother was Sixteen when he died of playing this, I think that this is truly sick and I try my best to make sure that veryone DOES NOT PLAY THIS GAME even if you find it fun. Do you have family, friends, colleagues, think about them instead of the fun of pointing a gun to your head and shooting yourself!
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I never win at this game =/
i dny understand, if it’s just a game y put real bullets that can actually kill people, or they r not real? someone pliz explain, ONLY STARTED KNOWING ABOUT THIS GAME WHEN I TRIED TO GOOGLE FOR RIHANNA’S RUSSIAN ROULETTE SONG MEANING.
Here’s Russian Roulette by Rihanna lyrics:
Take a breath, take it deep
Calm yourself, he says to me
If you play, you play for keeps
Take a gun, and count to three
I’m sweating now, moving slow
No time to think, my turn to go
(Chorus)
And you can see my heart beating
You can see it through my chest
And I’m terrified but I’m not leaving
Know that I must must pass this test
So just pull the trigger
Say a prayer to yourself
He says close your eyes
Sometimes it helps
And then I get a scary thought
That he’s here means he’s never lost
(Chorus)
As my life flashes before my eyes
I’m wondering will I ever see another sunrise?
So many wont get the chance to say goodbye
But it’s too late to pick up the value of my life
(Chorus)
i onced placed last in russian roulette.
you CAN play roulette safley quite easily people who do it with real guns are just stupid all you ned to do is buy a safe-roulette gun that fires blanks/foam bullets you still have all the fun but you dont lose your life!everybody wins!!!
holy shit! this is just wrong. i cant believe tht any1 would play this game!!!! its kinda sad that u would throw away ur life 4 a game in which u watch some1 else die!!!(that iz, if u dont die 1st) but then again, it DOES sound kinda fun…
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Roulette is one of the most dangerous fames i have ever heard of…. anyone that is willing to play this game is stupid and im sorry for offending anyone out there but im just telling it like it is…! DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME OR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES!!!!!!
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